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Paul Frank has imprisoned Tranny Saurus Rex somewhere dark and damp!

My dear friend Andrew pointed me towards the world's most transtastic shirt ever (which fiercely pushed Original Plumbing's "Nobody Knows I'm A Transsexual" tee into 2nd place to hold the #1 international position).

The Paul Frank TrannySaurus Rex Tee!!!!!!

Look at those bedazzling red stilettos! Ohmygawd!

It's as though Promestheus himself had me in mind when he fashioned this out of clay and brought it to life by the four winds, with all the goddesses of Olympus assembled to adorn it and let it loose to float down to Earth just for me to one day wear.

Or it could've just been a 2009 discontinued phase from Paul Frank that's, as I briefly mentioned, seemingly discontinued. What! Where was I in 2009? Where was Andrew? Why didn't I know about this? Why hasn't this cloth adorned my body every single day for an entire year now?

To ease my pain, I e-mailed the Paul Frank reps about it to ask if they have this shirt hidden somewhere dark and damp - or, if it could be resurrected somehow. If not, I have a genius back-up plan that involves an incredibly talented professional illustrator friend and a silk screen. No details on that forthcoming.

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  1. See if you can find one in a tank top style for summer for me!

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  2. Ha! Isn't it amazing? We'll have to take matters into our own crafty hands if necessary!

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